Zoolander´s disease actually exists!

I was giving a show at this boring corporate party and i summon a female spectator onstage. We talk a little bit and then i give her instructions: ´ you´ll have to read the first word on the left page of the book´. She gives me this weird little face and whispers something.

Me: ´is there any problem?´

She: ´Yes, there is a problem´

Then somebody approaches and says something to her. Her face goes back to normal and then she says ´ok, i´m done. I got the word´.

I finish the trick not knowing exactly what happened, she goes back to her seat, the show ends, etc etc.

After the show it all came cristal clear. Someone from the audience came and tell me she suffers from some sort of Zoolander´s disease! She cannot tell left from right! She just can´t identify them. Even if you tell her which is rite and which is left, she WILL FORGET IT INSTANTLY. SHE CANNOT REMEMBER WHICH IS LEFT AND WHICH IS RIGHT, NEVER EVER!

I thought i had seen it all!


Ps: Same thing happens to me with Sashimi and Niguiri.