WTF is wrong with some people?

I arrive to the place where i was booked to perform. It was a restaurant. People were finishing desert so i sit on an empty table. Soon the members of that table appeared and i stayed and did some tricks untill everything was ready for me to perform.
We were having a great time and all of a sudden one party guest, a 40 year old man, comes to the table and says in a loud and clear voice:

' Hey you guys, let me know when the Magician has arrived. I want to fuck him'

Instant vaccum effect.

Of course nobody laughed or said anything. We were all under some kind of spell.

The worst part of it was that there were girls present at that moment. I felt so bad for them.

Then this idiot ups the ante and says:

' It's been a long time since i have not fucked a Magician up the ass'

This emotionally unbalanced human being expected us to laugh at his freaky statements.

After this sordid episode he starts talking to me.

Perv: ' Heyy...so you're the Magician huh? How are you?'

Me: ' Well...i'm feeling rather akward right now'

Perv: ' Oh come on man, you're a Magician! You're supposed to have a sense of humor'.

Some people tend to freak out when i'm around, but this was a little bit too much on the edge of taste.